The Steve Urkel Story

When Tony was taking me home one night, we started talking about Steve Urkel. The conversation quickly changed to the different ways we can kill him. When we both got home, we continued the conversation.

katamari roll: Remember this episode?
katamari roll: Carl discovering a bomb in a treadmill, and having to get off the treadmill without causing the bomb to detonate
cameltoeknee: no
cameltoeknee: i dont remember that
katamari roll: Whaaat
katamari roll: I dooo. It was HIlarious
cameltoeknee: i dont remember a lot of family matters
cameltoeknee: does carl have to keep running?
katamari roll: Yesss
cameltoeknee: are you thinking what im thinking?
katamari roll: What's that?
cameltoeknee: after carl discovers there is a bomb in the treadmill
cameltoeknee: he can only run for another mile
cameltoeknee: exhausted
cameltoeknee: he loses his balance
cameltoeknee: and falls onto the treadmill
katamari roll: Its like the movie speed
cameltoeknee: the treadmill slides him off
cameltoeknee: after he falls
cameltoeknee: and the bomb detonates
katamari roll: Hahaha
cameltoeknee: the whole floor is demolished
cameltoeknee: imagine him falling
katamari roll: His corpse?
cameltoeknee: no
katamari roll: Oh haha
cameltoeknee: just from being exhausted
katamari roll: Sliding off
cameltoeknee: yeah
katamari roll: I can see it
katamari roll: Its jiggly
cameltoeknee: he slides off
cameltoeknee: the treadmill
cameltoeknee: then the bomb explodes
cameltoeknee: causing his body to fly into the air
katamari roll: Lol
cameltoeknee: making him get thrown against a wall
cameltoeknee: from the force of the bomb
katamari roll: Orrr
katamari roll: He gets thrown
katamari roll: at urkel
katamari roll: And then urkel dies from the blow
cameltoeknee: urkel
cameltoeknee: gets paralyed
cameltoeknee: from the waist down
katamari roll: He creates a special wheelchair
katamari roll: No no no...
katamari roll: He invents these leg braces that help him walk
katamari roll: But they malfunction
cameltoeknee: like in forrest gump?
katamari roll: Sorta. Think hi tech
cameltoeknee: okay
katamari roll: they malfunction and the are stuck in dance mood
katamari roll: Urkel dances himself to death
cameltoeknee: hahhaha
cameltoeknee: he is still dancing
katamari roll: The urkel dance
cameltoeknee: but the top half of his body
cameltoeknee: is dead
katamari roll: Yeah!
cameltoeknee: only his legs are dancing
cameltoeknee: his top half is slumped over
katamari roll: Yesss!!!
katamari roll: His top half is getting tossed around like a rag doll
katamari roll: He looks like those balloon things at the car dealerships
cameltoeknee: hahaha
cameltoeknee: laura walks in
cameltoeknee: and finds his dead body dancing
katamari roll: Hahahahaha
cameltoeknee: she cant stop the machine
cameltoeknee: as she is trying to turn it off
katamari roll: I can't stop laughing
cameltoeknee: she accidently makes his robot legs run instead
cameltoeknee: so urkels body
cameltoeknee: is at a full sprint now
katamari roll: Hahaha
cameltoeknee: with the top half
cameltoeknee: still dead
katamari roll: No one can stop it
cameltoeknee: he is running too fast
cameltoeknee: for her to catch him
cameltoeknee: he is just running down the street
katamari roll: Were you laughing
katamari roll: At your silly story?
cameltoeknee: yeahhhh
cameltoeknee: were you?
katamari roll: Yes
cameltoeknee: his robot legs overheat
cameltoeknee: and they start to catch on fire
katamari roll: Lol
cameltoeknee: lighting his pants leg on fire
cameltoeknee: eventually his whole body
cameltoeknee: the machine is still running
katamari roll: He started the great chicago fire

cameltoeknee: why is this so funny to us?
cameltoeknee: i wonder if other people will think its funny
katamari roll: I don't think others will understand
katamari roll: Are we evil?
cameltoeknee: i dont know
cameltoeknee: this stuff makes me laugh
katamari roll: Me too
cameltoeknee: maybe you can put it in the blog