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*tumble weed rolls by*

In Addition to the Greatness

I quit my job.

-roey oey <3

monday greatness

today I've been fired by an idiot who doesn't know what he's doing and thinking. He's malfunctioning. :P

yay for unemployment!

so far, loving it...

he can dere-lick my imaginary balls

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mars

Fart.

At roey's art show there was a guestbook in the gallery. I signed it, "I just farted, please dont stand here."

it's true. I came, I signed, I farted, I left.

Today as i was walking down the hall at school, eating a cupcake, getting frosting in my beard and mustache, one of the chef instructors came up to me in the hallway and said you look like Manny Pacquiao. Then i punched him cuz he was HATTON on me! (GET IT!?!) The cupcake was delicious. I think it was the facial hair that made him think that...and my muscles...and the cupcake.

I finished my business card today, im happy with it! im excited to say, "heres my card." *wink

- Tony